- Do you really think cows are God? No, but they seem to be smarter than you.
- Aren’t you ashamed of the caste system? Uh huh. I came up with the whole idea. I’m also ashamed of Nazi Germany, Soviet Russia, Lady Gaga and talking to ignoramuses like you.
- Don’t you get confused with so many gods? Nope. Do you get confused with how many kinds of burgers there are?
- I’m a rationalist freethinker and I think Hinduism is irrational. Remind me why I should give a flying fudge about what you think again?
- Do you sleep on a bed of nails? No, but I know someone who will be pretty soon if they don’t shut up.
- Who is your savior? Myself.
- Why do you guys worship idols? [Slap myself on the head]
- Aren’t you worried you are gonna go to hell? If heaven means having to live with people like you, hell doesn’t seem all that bad.